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pity? don’t know her

cuorpse

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yeet yeet, sayon up in this bith ✊ lmao oh no gotta keep a low profile b4 a wild malu pops up. we don’t like those wildebeest one bit. anywhore, i’m making this bc you deserve one & you made one for me and my heart went UWU1!1!1!1!1 <—- lmao that secret twink side. i stan. ✊ skeet welp, this will be the third day of us being friends and i am forever happy. this boreo wont make itself, so betta stay by my sides and i’ll just chill in the middle of this spectacular threesome. i don’t know why we’re the emo threesome (deadass i was digging fearsome threesome but oKAy) u & logan be my wives and i’m the papa! july july? yes papa! do you love me? yes papa! wanna get married? yes papa! together forever? YES PAPA! KSKSKSKSK IM WHEEZING! whew it’s cool how someone you just met can have a really big impact on your life. like deadass you’re not going anywhere rat and like if you do, i’ma snatch yo ass bac to reality cuz you won’t be leaving me. same for logan 2. y’all my boos and i love you both <648297473838274673829483829583929293 like see that’s a big ass numba. anywhore, i hope you smile when you read this and don’t delete this ever bc this will become a thread thanks! okay, now let me go eat my yogurt. peace!
          
          - papa z ❣️

cuorpse

whew, damn she be fine as wine 
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cuorpse

look at bae 
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cuorpse

where’s my name at? 
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currentslump

hi my baby, my love, my best friend, my world, my everything, everyone knows i don’t fw the para stuff but if it’s for you then i do!!1!!
          so i asked you out 2 days ago and you said yes so i went from nervous and emo to the happiest guy ever. my hands still shake when you text me bc it still wows me that i cuffed a girl like you. we met bc i pmed you bc i thought you were gorgeous af☕️☕️i flirted with you from the beginning and you constantly stayed curving me which made me emo. when i wasn’t flirting with you and failing we talked about dogs (i’m buying you one soon.) we’re naming it thomas bc thomas is a dog LMAO. you’re by far one of the nicest girls and you’re always wanting to help others out even if they don’t want it. you’re simple and easy af to deal with unlike others who are petty and mean to the ones i love. you gon be july erik one day just wait✊we’re also a better couple then diego and logan bc we’re cuter and we’re actually tOGETHER. you’re my world and i see myself with you in the future. i love you so much. you’re MY gorgeous, funny, smart, and amazing girlfriend. no one else’s. only mine.
          
          -zander