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i  know,  i  know!  but  this  is  their  place  and  i  don’t  wanna  upset  them!!  ..  that..  does  sound  really  fun!!  i’d  love  to  train  with  you  and  spar  with  you!  ..  no,  you  shouldn’t  fight  customers  at  all!!  —  unless  they  throw  the  first  hit.  

that’s  very..  clever,  itto!!  but  ah,,  i’m  not  sure  how  long  you  can  REALLY  stay..  but  i’ll  try  n’  see!  just..  please  try  not  to  fight  the  customers  there,  yeah?  

uh..  you’re  right,  of  course  i  cant!  you’re  so  right,  itto..  HUH?  n..  no!  that’s  just—  absurd!  of  course  he’s  real!  who  DOESNT  believe  in  santa,,  haha— 

oh  yeah..  forgot  you  told  me  about..—  anyhow!  no,  i’m  not  surprised!  i’m  sure  you’re  so  cool  with  it,  itto..  but  they  still  don’t  have  cooties.  y’know  those  aren’t  real  right?

wh..  itto  have  you  ever  even  TALKED  to  a  girl?

..  don’t  boys  also  have  cooties?  ): 

WOWW!!  you’re  so  popular!  archons,  i  wish  i  was like  you!  :D  ah..?  what  do  you  mean  by  that?  i’m  a  boy!  no  matter  who  i  hang  with  ):<  i’m  a  bro!  can  i  not  be  a  bro  with  friends  who  are  girls? 

hm.,  how  many  do  you  have  then?  OH,  really!?  i  wanna  learn  bro  stuff!!  :DD  i’m  sure  young  master  wouldn’t  mind  you  staying  for  a  bit!! 

wh—!?  i  have  bros!  just..  we  don’t  do  the  stuff  you  and  YOUR  bros  do!!  i  have  childe,  my  young  masters,,  my  shiba,  scaramouche,,  and  others!!  i  got  plenty  of  homies!

see,  that.  that  right  there  was  gay.  but..  i..  wont  answer  that  DIRECTLY.  uhm,,  do  you  need  a  place  to  stay  for  the  night  though..?