I'm pretty eccentric... 
I firmly believe...
Appreciation is the key to success, not only for others but yours too, try it. 

I love talking to strangers.  I'm always up for discussion regarding any earthly matters.

Collecting life lessons is something I've been doing since childhood, 
So, 
If you have one, come here and give it to me. 
And if we become great friends on that journey...
You will have my unconditional positive regard for you.

Be real and be hard headed about it
For
 life is too short for fake cheese, butter or people. :p