[PANIC! AT THE DISCO: BUT ITS BETTER IF YOU DO]
Now I'm or consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret, somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name. As she sheds her skin on stage, I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the clubs P.A. The strip joint veteran sits two away, smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach..and lime...daiquiri.
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety.
Oh~~~
But, but I'm afraid that I, well I may have faked it, and I wouldn't be caught dead d-dead d-dead d-dead in this place. Well I'm afraid that i, well that's right, well I may have faked it, and I..wouldn't..be..caught..dead in this place.
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety.
~Instrumental~
Well, I'm afraid that I, well, I may have faked it, and I wouldn't be caught dead d-dead d-dead d-dead in this place. Well, I'm afraid that I, well, that's right, well, I may have faked it, and I..wouldn't..be..caught..dead in this place.
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me, I'm exactly where you'd like me you know, praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in naivety.
Praying for love, and paying in naivety, praying for love, and paying in naivety, Oh