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Elene U skank reply to the comments I tagged U in 

That last pick up line was just for you ( ͡°³ ͡°)

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice