Yorkieshit

Teethpock 

Drink noodles for the cronch 

Nnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnmmmmmmn             Nnnnnn nnn    Nnnnnyoom

You have to change your bio now 

FUCK WOMENS PANTS IM NOT WEARING THEM ANYMORE

RP IDEA:
          Smirking
          
          Example:
          "Ha your an idiot" Jason smirked
          Alissa glared at him
          Jason just smirked some more.
          He smirked until even his eyes looked like they were smirking. Then his eyes actually became mouths and smirked. He split into two and his double named Jacob started to smirk. 
          Alissa ran away.

When I'm stressed I get dandruff, im practically making it snow. Right now

Someone said palkias head looks like a penis, cannot unsee.
          

Do you know that hole in your gums when you get dehydrated? I don't know what it's called in English but I CAN FIT THE ENTIRE TIP OF MY TONGUE IN THERE AND IT HURTS. 

My dog is being super clingy today. Probably because I changed her name to *weird gurgle noises of pain, lust and confusion*