yotom13

Oki imma start with harry
          	:) means, I’ll try, I still have some problems with English 

yotom13

Should I go back to writing…

yotom13

@IzzM00ny yeah maybe I will 
            And you continue your books :) they’re great 
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IzzM00ny

@yotom13 then do that if it brings you joy :)
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yotom13

@IzzM00ny yeah the problems just…
            I really think the German book is shitty 
            Needs some redoing
            Plus kinda wanna start one for the other characters…
            :/
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yotom13

Step 6: Wave a Sonic Screwdriver Around (or just a random screwdriver that blinks) 
          
          Pull out your Sonic Screwdriver (or something that looks like it) and wave it dramatically while muttering high-tech jargon. If the Sonic makes noise, perfect. If you don’t know what it does, even better.
          
          Example:
          “I have no idea what I’m doing, but my screwdriver glows! That means it’s working!”
          
          Step 7: Shout “Fantastic!”
          
          No matter what happens, yell “Fantastic!” or “Brilliant!” or “Allons-y!” It reassures everyone that you’ve got things under control.
          
          Step 8: Something Explodes
          
          Something always explodes. Always. This is basically how you know your plan (or whatever it was) worked.
          
          Important:
          Act surprised and say something like, “EXACTLY as I planned!”
          
          Step 9: Pretend You Had a Plan
          
          Turn to your team and confidently explain that everything went exactly as planned, even if you came up with the idea last second.
          
          Example:
          “Of course it was intentional! I’m a genius!”
          
          Pro Tip:
          If everything goes wrong, improvise even more. And if you end up dying—no worries, just regenerate. It’s all part of the plan. Allegedly.

yotom13

The Ultimate Guide to Saving the Universe (or Whatever Else Needs Saving)
          
          Step 1: Run into Danger, Laugh
          
          “Danger? Sounds like fun!” Charge headfirst into the problem without thinking. Make sure you’re grinning like you know exactly what you’re doing.
          
          Example:
          “Oh, look, an interdimensional portal destroyer! How cool is that?!”
          
          Step 2: Run Away – Fast and Often
          
          Once you realize the danger is actually dangerous, run. Run faster. Run so it looks like running is part of the plan.
          
          Pro Tip:
          Yell something like, “I just need more time!” or “Don’t panic! Except me. I’m allowed to panic!”
          
          Step 3: Make a Dramatic Speech
          
          Pause briefly to give a monologue about how dangerous the situation is—or admit you have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
          
          Important: Use clever-sounding terms no one understands.
          
          Example:
          “This thing is a quantum-resonance time-boom device! It’s destabilizing the space-time fabric through a feedback loop of wibbly-wobbly nonsense!”
          
          Step 4: Improvise
          
          DO NOT HAVE A PLAN. Think of something on the spot and do it before anyone can question whether it’ll work.
          
          Example:
          “What happens if I hold these two wires together while jumping? Let’s find out!”
          
          Step 5: Push Random Buttons
          
          Press random buttons, pull levers, or throw things at stuff. Make it look important, even if you have no idea what it does.
          
          Pro Tip:
          Talk as if pressing the buttons is definitely the key to success.
          
          Example:
          “This button is the ignition mechanism for the universe-saving machine! I think.”
          

yotom13

A random ass spirit came to visit me last night and tried to get into my head (spoiler nobody needs: I got him out) does anyone have any idea how I can ban this thing? The other two spirits in the room weren’t very helpful 

yotom13

@SuraOzuzuki ok I’ll try Ty
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SuraOzuzuki

this message may be offensive
@ yotom13  oh Ehm tell him if he doesn't go I will eat his hair ok no don't tell him that I don't want him to come to me oh wait great idea tell him or her a random person you don't like and say he can go there or try to figure out why the fuck he is still there.
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SuraOzuzuki

SuraOzuzuki

@ SuraOzuzuki  oh noooooo
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yotom13

Zum kotzen ist das 
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yotom13

@SuraOzuzuki geht nur nicht jetzt weil nach 10 und dann Bildschirm Zeit immer eingeschränkt 
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yotom13

If anyone reminds me to continue the skephalo book and then the other within the next 24 hours I’m doing it

SuraOzuzuki

@ yotom13  nope
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yotom13

@SuraOzuzuki what, gonna let ur dog eat my socks?
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