Step 6: Wave a Sonic Screwdriver Around (or just a random screwdriver that blinks)
Pull out your Sonic Screwdriver (or something that looks like it) and wave it dramatically while muttering high-tech jargon. If the Sonic makes noise, perfect. If you don’t know what it does, even better.
Example:
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but my screwdriver glows! That means it’s working!”
Step 7: Shout “Fantastic!”
No matter what happens, yell “Fantastic!” or “Brilliant!” or “Allons-y!” It reassures everyone that you’ve got things under control.
Step 8: Something Explodes
Something always explodes. Always. This is basically how you know your plan (or whatever it was) worked.
Important:
Act surprised and say something like, “EXACTLY as I planned!”
Step 9: Pretend You Had a Plan
Turn to your team and confidently explain that everything went exactly as planned, even if you came up with the idea last second.
Example:
“Of course it was intentional! I’m a genius!”
Pro Tip:
If everything goes wrong, improvise even more. And if you end up dying—no worries, just regenerate. It’s all part of the plan. Allegedly.