youagaywolf

happy new year y'all (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

youagaywolf

gimme yall's best pickup lines and whatnot, I'm tryna rizz someone up

Wild_wolf112

Is it the girl you were telling me about? But totally weren't simping?
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HyeHowAreYa

@youagaywolf Hey girl, are you a marmoset? Because I wanna marmoSET my face in between your boobs please
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youagaywolf

not my grandmother calling me ugly cause of my short hair

youagaywolf

@HyeHowAreYa nah, I have very similar hair to Everglow Mia's hair rn 
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HyeHowAreYa

@youagaywolf omg do you have a cvnty bob? Bc if so, she was probably just intimidated by how mother you are
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Wild_wolf112

@youagaywolf As long as we all know that she's wrong 
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Wild_wolf112

"Rip to the best conversation I had in this all"
          
          By any chance could that be the almost 10k messages on the "groupchat"

Wild_wolf112

@youagaywolf I'm still bitter they deleted our 1 hour conversation about the weather.
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youagaywolf

@Wild_wolf112 nah it was our dms ㅠㅠ
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youagaywolf

my uber driver mistook me for a dude lmao 
          "how are you boy" 

Wild_wolf112

@youagaywolf I was in a candy shop once and I was with Josh and this lady who was behind us in the line thought I was a "young [man]" because I wore a hoody on a cold day for once lmao
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