Welcome to The Land of Oddessy, where I live with a lot of really sad memories and a lot of great ones that haven't actually happened yet. 

One of those great things is finally finishing my book, Excuse Me While I Tie My Pants. It may or may not be of interest to you, so I recommend you check it out. Only maybe start in chapter three, cos chapter one isn't so awesome.

If there's anything else you want to know, contact me via Wattpad and I will most certainly reply (unless it's gruesomely
offensive).

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  • JoinedApril 24, 2014

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