"What's really at the end of a rainbow, a gay or a leprechaun?"
*slurps raspberry* "Look at those sexy cells."
"If my leg's wet, does that mean I'm wet??"
"I'm deepthroating raspberries, don't question me." *gags*
"My finger is a disco ball and it gives zero fucks."
*slurps raspberry* *whispers* "Sexy..."
-@pristinepomegranate
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