Me: Hey, what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Boyriend: What are you doing? It's 3:00 in the morning!
Me: Nothing, they just waved.
Boyfriend: Ok.
Me: Do you sea what I did there?
Boyfriend: No...
Me: I'm shore you did.
Boyfriend: Why am I dating you again?
Me: Don't be such a beach.

*You have been blocked*

Me: You're still my bay.

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Bonjour!

How are you eximious homosapiens? (Yes, I did spend a lot of time scanning the dictionary to sound smart.)

I'm a girl who loves music, food, sarcasm, random quotes, YouTube and...more food!*keeps waving with a creepy smile*

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