Family: So...do u have a boyfriend?
Me: I have many boyfriends
Family: do they know you are cheating on them?
Me: they don't know they are dating me.
Family: ...
Me: in fact, they have another girlfriends too. And they are the perfect couple. But they are my boyfriends.
Family *slowly backs away&
In my list, Leo Valdez is no.1 coz I ssly just want Percabeth plus Percy is my brother, coz I'm the daughter of Poseidon :P