plot twist: we are emo

✿still sad over mcr✿
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[ryan]~
Hi, I'm Ryan. I'm a small emo bean that writes really emo books. I listen to everything from Frank Sinatra to My Chemical Romance and I'm a meme dealer. That's all you have to know about me bye.

[brendon]~
hey, i'm brendon. daily hobbies include crying over band members and quietly browsing memes. i like metal music and i like trees. i'm an asshole but i have good jokes so that makes it okay right? :')

[pete]~
Hello, I'm Pete. I love dank memes and listen to emo and alternative bands and I also enjoy v a p o r w a v e . I also like to write crack fics

[Frank]~
Skrt skrt I'm frank I like ptv, I'm a slytherin and I like playing my guitar. Sharks are cool snakes are cool and I steal street signs 

~story time~
It's the end of the 2016 political race and everyone hated the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do and who will be the next president. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, it takes him about 24 minutes. Trump goes next and arrives with a time of 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in an attempt to beat Trump's time. She finally crosses the finish line at just under ten minutes. 

"Aha!" She exclaims "that must be some kind of record!" 

"I don't think so." Says Obama. "Bush did 9:11"