Welcome to this beautiful  Profile!
We don't know how you got here but that's not our problem.


This account is used by two individuals who want to create an awesome FanFic for all those fellow hetalians. We can't guarantee that the FanFic will be finished but we will certainly try our best!


The art that might appear in our book is made by us and therefore is rightfully owned by at least one of us. If you want to use it please contact us and ask for permission.

Also: please don't insult us or our readers. If you have something tell us please do in a friendly way. We don't want something like the ship-wars to happen again, now do we?

We are sorry if you get traumatized by reading our book (we don't pay your psychiatrist bills though).

I hope that I didn't forget something and we both wish you a wonderful time while reading!

~the british twat and the prussian twat