your_mom2911

Yo, yo, yo! Guys, if you watched It and ship Richie and Eddie and/or Finn and Jack as much as I do, I just published a one-shots book about it.

-keithot

Mom? Is that really you :0

-keithot

@your_mom2911 ok, I. Do I really need to explain mom? It’s pretty self explanatory.. BUT I YOU DEMAND A EXPLANATION HERE: THIS REDDIE THINGY IS WRITTEN BECAUSE ITS REALLY COOL (;
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your_mom2911

@xEddiexRichiex I'm your mother, and I demand that you explain. As like, RIGHT NOW.
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-keithot

@your_mom2911 it’s been 14 years mother! Oh and yeah, uh shhH you don’t have to know anything yet-
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your_mom2911

Yo, hoes. I wanna kill myself. Somebody wanna join meh?
          
          
          Oh, wait. Nevermind. Gay fanfiction has saved my soul. Real big shoutout to @radstereo for her amazing Fack story "Baby Boy", which may or may not have made me stay all night up reading. IT'S 5 AM AND I'M A SMOL BEAN WHO NEEDS SLEEP.