your_mom_probably

Hey sexies 
          Can’t say I missed this app 

We used to be friends and i know ur bio says ur no longer on here but i found our old conversations and jesus christ im sorry for being that cringe

I just went through some of my old message board on here and I would like to sincerely apologize for allowing you all to see my like that /hj 
          I was so unfunny Jesus Christ 
          Anyways if you want to see what I’m like now I have a TikTok if you want it though I don’t post much anymore 

i love me some water.

 hello

So I deleted Wattpad, unfortunately I don’t think I’m going to redownload it again after this. I hope everyone’s doing well, remember it’s okay going be okay <3
          -Mack 

Umm hi! 
          So it’s currently 5:30am and I have yet to fall asleep. I figured I’d update you guys 
          So I haven’t been active recently. And I don’t really think that will be changing any time soon unfortunately. I’ve sort of fallen out of all the fandoms I was in back when I was active, and now I simply don’t use Wattpad. 
          If you want, you can unfollow. I’m never active anyways. 
          And if you would for some reason like to contact me, my TikTok is batswithhats and that’s about all the info I’ll share. You can follow if you’d like, if not that’s completely fine. 
          I hope you’re all doing well btw. Life has been boring. Same day, same dumb ass bitch basically. 
          This isn’t necessarily goodbye, but more of a “see you whenever, just not much” 
          If I ever do revive this account, maybe it’ll be interesting. I don’t see why I will though. 
          
          I hope you will all have a wonderful morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!
          
          Best regards, 
          -Mack 

a whales average penis length is 8 meters

the profile picture-
          
          yes.

Is it almost 5 am? Yes. 
          Did I just memorize all 50 US states?  (I’m Canadian) yes.