yourenothelping_

i haven’t been on wattpad in so long it made me sign in  anyways ao3 is so good 

yourenothelping_

update sorry i’ve been unactive. i don’t really use wattpad that much but dw i’m not leaving like ever. hope everyone’s still slaying strong. i’ll be going back to ao3 now and will do my check in again in like a month or two so u guys know i’m not dead :)))

yourenothelping_

jk i’ve been kidnapped by ao3

YourLordTheTherapist

@yournothelping_ Did you just get released?
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YourLordTheTherapist

@yournothelping_ they kidnapped you too? /j
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yourenothelping_

so some kid had a packet of the powdered kool-aid stuff and he said we should make cotton candy with it and then i said do u think u could make cotton candy out of cocaine and then the student teacher came over and was like yea if u add sugar to it and i was like sir arent u in college like thanks but why are u telling us this lmao
          

yourenothelping_

the other day my 6/7 of my family were downstairs eating dinner and my dad being  him (hes a bigger size than other people his age are) <this plays into the story)
          he grabs his chest and goes "man tit" and makes his 'man tit' flop up and down 
          me and my siblings all of us who were down there are ages 8-14 and thought it was hilarious but the look of disappointment and regret on my moms face was the best thing ever