The sexy as hell nun

Update!
          
          Hi y’all. Y’all Fr blew me tf up how do I have 115 followers?
          
          I want to thank my second grade math teacher, ms. Hancoc, for telling me I was doing math right; I’d like to thank Corrine Gildberg for smiling at me one time in the hallway it made me fe-
          
          Ok anyways. 
          
          Books!
          
          Please send help: 
          Y’all please read it omg. It’s getting lit-rally no views on my recent chapter, but I really want to continue writing this book :,)
          
          My Controversial Thoughts:
          New chapters up!! I actually really like my most recent article, so please check that out! I know y’all dig this shit up like those rocks you’d find in your backyard when your were 5- so if I can say anything, it’s that todays segment is much more interesting than some of my other most recents.
          
          Tell me I’m pretty:
          Y’all I literally started writing this as a joke. Why do y’all like it?
          I’m gonna keep writing it, but I hope y’all are aware it’s fully ironic. Whatever y’all eat that up tho.
          
          
          So uh yeah catch up on that, and thanks for reading all the way down here!
          
          ~your favorite local sexy as hell nun 
          God bless
          
           0(: .)

Thanks for the follow Sister Sexy Nun!

Hi y’all I updated my 2 ongoing books, and will be starting a new one! Here’s more information on that:
          
          My Controversial Thoughts:
          Ok so my new chapters on this book is absolute dog shit. But in some parts of the world dog shit is a delicacy- don’t fact check this one. 
          But still, I encourage you to read this because
          A) it gives you a deeper insight into my mind and who wouldn’t want to hear my inner most stupid ass thoughts?
          B)it was very interesting for me to write, AND proof read, so I think you’ll have an interesting time reading this too.
          
          Please Send Help:
          Okay, so I know what you’re thinking, “Sexy nun, this book isn’t going anywhere why should I read it?”
          And to that I say: 
          Because it will all tie itself together in the end. Nearly every bit of information I have provided has deeper meaning to itself, and will explain itself further the more it’s read. And even if this book doesn’t go anywhere, I still had a really insightful time reading it, narrating this kind of persons’ point of view, so I imagine you’d be heavily informed and entertained if you do decide to indulge in this hectic piece of literature.
          
          New book:
          Shout out to Jen on this one..
          I’m going to write the most stupid ass, basic plotted, and generic book I can write so that it’ll turn into a Netflix original, then flop so bad that it went viral. 
          The book will definitely portray pick me vibes, and more than likely make you angry.
          I’m thinking about playing into the “not like other girls” trope. 
          
          Have fun reading my monstrosities!

Hi y’all, just got my email verified lol. But I would like to tell y’all a few things!
          •If you want my opinion on anything feel free to contact me, in my messages!
          •I do FFF, DM me!
          •My MAIN book that I would like to encourage you to read is “Please Send Help”, it is a book I heavily relate to, so if things seem a little too real, it’s probably because it is lol.
          •I am also writing about Twice, a Kpop group, but to be honest I’m not expecting that to go far.
          •And the other book I’m writing is “My Controversial Thoughts”, it’s literally the title: my controversial thoughts. I’m writing MY opinions on different subjects, so feel free to check that shit out, and get offended! (As the book advertises)