yourmumatemydog

Im ok my tits are just a bit special 

No joke I would wear a maid costume for that man. Ears included.

I'm officially over my brakup and really need a Murdoc look alike in my life for no particular reason.

i really need a pint

Can someone please for the love of sweet satan explain why there’s gonna be a blur movie before a gorillaz movie

Not the funniest news but I might have breast cancer it's actually highly likely. the fact neither me or my former partner noticed this is kinda funny

I went down to the bar for a quick pint and the mf asked if I had id, i basically pat my shants but then he started laughing and said he didn’t care. we had the best chat and now I’m basically in love with this man help!

I got an evil ass plan it’s taking all my will not to go though with it 

I’m gonna take mushrooms and watch shrimp quartet

You know when your going though a break up and you finally get past the hallucinations of them in your kitchen and now all you need to get rid of is the extremely vivid dreams and pottery you made them