yourmumatemydog

I’m backkkkk! Can someone please stop me from getting in relationships, this time I ended up in JAILLL like seriously somebody stop meeee!!

i got with my best friend and now idk what to do, its not that big of a deal but she has a gf so idk if i should tell her plez help meeee!!!!

Im ok my tits are just a bit special 

Can someone please for the love of sweet satan explain why there’s gonna be a blur movie before a gorillaz movie

Not the funniest news but I might have breast cancer it's actually highly likely. the fact neither me or my former partner noticed this is kinda funny

killllllllllll meeeeeeeeee

i just want a murdoc niccals body pillow thats all

murdoc went from sex god to autistic gnome...

Thanks for the follow

This one time a did a thing