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Hello thanks for following.
I'm Dan, Dan I am.
No I don't like green eggs and ham.
Ummm, if you ever want to talk, just message me, and I'll chat for as long as I can cause darlin' I'm probably more crazy/insane/fucked up/everything else than you.
I totally agree with the rap thing. Ed Sheeran is cool sometimes (my little bird is da bomb) but sorry, can't take 1 direction, don't hate - negotiate.
Thanks for the gold star and....
Please don't be offended if I call you a) danling b) shitzah or c) my lil shitz cause that's just what I call my Internet family, which you are actually a part of since you followed me. You should chat to the rest of my followers cause they are all really nice people and you're all family now. Okay? Awesome.
Love Dan