A white man said that colored people weren't allowed in the library.  A black man stood up and said:

When I was born I was black

When I grew up I was black 

When I'm sick I'm black

When I go out in the sun I'm black 

When I'm cold I'll be black 

And when I die I'll be black. 

But you, when you where born you were pink

When you grew up you were white

When you're sick you're green

When you go out in the sun you turn red

When you're cold you turn blue 

And when you die you'll turn purple. 

And you have the nerve to call me colored?