ig: @5sos_bodacious 

"Onece a pon a time There was a turtle how lived in side a big cave and had no family. It had A hard shell it was my turtle In the Cave it had a dark Cave too It was dark you coldent see Because the turtle was too small it was smalla then a bug The turtle lade and egg. Today or tomorrow It had A bom on it and it blowd up. The End" - Calum Hood

"The bodacious. The Calum Hood" - Luke Hemmings

"She looks like a baked potato... your dog, not your girlfriend" - Ashton Irwin