*a mysterious person in a brown cape with hood not showing face and a black shirt shoes and pants slides in with a cane and hat* 

* Irish accent* Why hello there! You seem to have found my account!  

*takes off hood to reveal brown wavy curly hair that his short and green eyes and a tooth gap* 

My name is Author! Also known as Yoyobounce! *giggles* but please call me Author! 

*makes his top hat turn to dust and leans on cane* 

This is my land of imagination, ideas, drawings, and random crap!

You may notice that it is hard to figure out my gender! Oh! And also I'm not as cool as I look! 

*takes out quill and swirls it to reveal a black jacket jeans and black converse and curly brown short hair.* 

Yeah this is me! The real person behind the magic here! 

I'm sorry but if you start to read my art book your gonna get a lot of oc's smacked in your face! 

Also, please call me a male. Yeah I may want to be trans gender but here on wattpad I'm a boy. *pulls binder to prove it* 

Also if you say something bad I will kill you! *pulls out knife and smiles creepily* 
I have enough problems to deal with ok?! *rubs arm* 

Anyways see you guys later! 

*runs away trips over self gives dorky shrug and runs off*