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1. You are human.
2. You are reading this.
3. You can't say P without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face, you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
9. You're laughing at this because you're an idiot and everyone does.
10. You're probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it