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I FINALLY DID IT.

yumekui_baku_

I READ EVERY SINGLE FIC I COULD SCAVENGE OF LOHEN A WHOLE DAY WASTED BUT I SAY NOT
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I. JUST SPENT. 6 FULL HOURS READING LOHEN FICS ON AO3. IM NOT EVEN JOKING. 6 HOURS OR MORE. DO I. LIKE MEN???!?!?!?!?! SHOCKING.
          
          NO CAUSE I SAW HIS TEASER AND I WAS LIKE 'ok what a slut wtf is that outfit i like you' so i hopped on ao3 in hopes of fics. I checked the lohen tag and there was 500++++ FICS THERE?????????????? I like reading other peoples work of a character i like cause its really interesting how the way they characterise them is different in every one but you can still tell its them (him in this case) esp since all we have of lohen is a few snippets from varkas quest and the character teaser and i find it so amazing how people can already come up with a whole personality for him based on those little things.
          
          But back to the topic. I saw an xreader that had 'smitten'/'pining' tagged for lohen and i was lowk curious cause for me he gives off major anti romance vibes and uh. You can probably guess how i ended up reading practically every single fic there.
          
          I surprising actually have some useful info i gained from my time wasted over a fictional man and i have come to the conclusion that man is probably greyro or demiro or just aro but hes ten billion some kind of arospec.
          (Stop reading this if u dont want me to talk abt sex)
          
          But as for sex uh... (the amount of fics i had to read and bleach my eyes after...) i feel like he could possibly be frayse but he could very well be allose cause he strikes me as the type of person to either 1. Very much enjoy sex thankyouverymuch 2. Absolutely hates it. A lot of fans like to write him as a massive sadomasochistist freak who does a shit ton of sexual activities (doesnt only include sex btw) and i couldnt agree more. But we'll see. We'll see.

Wolfie_lol_user

@yumekui_baku_ yeah they only do like 60 pulls per patch now and it’s not even enough for a goddamn 5* (crying emoji) 
            
            Like genuinely give me more pulls!!! (Even tho I barely play now I do it when I wanna)
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@Wolfie_lol_user wait they give you 60 pulls...? I literally get 0 per patch cause i cant be bothered to do events unless theyre my favs
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Oh oh oh and he would 100% swing all ways. That guy is aggressively some type of queer and his colour palette is basically the gay flag. So im feeling gay or pan.
            
            Another thing i'd like to add (yes its about sex nothing wrong with that) is that he would hook up with just about anyone methinks. He wouldnt feel any actual romantic attraction but would hook up with them for a night just for fun. Since sexual attraction is different from romantic attraction yknow. So i feel hes fine doing it in general but its just for sex not for like. Actual love. Ya get me?
            
            And also that man is both a top and bottom depending on his mood. Probably would like bdsm. I dont actually read smut i just kinda glaze over it really quickly.
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Calling someone a prodigy or that they have talent is genuinely one of the worst insults. Its like dismissing all their hard work and saying they wasted their time. Unless they were naturally talented. Then take that as a compliment i guess.
          
          I hate when someone says i have talent. Especially my own parents. You were there when i first started. You know fully well i have no talent and i practiced my whole life for this. And even with all my hard work, im still lagging behind. Its seriously so humiliating and embarassing, and saying i have talent is just making a mockery of me and everyone else that actually has natural talent.

yumekui_baku_

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I HATE when someone asks me if i simp for a character just because i like them. Like. I think ive said this before but that justs means i have to say it more now.
          
          The other day i put amethio as my pfp on whatsapp cos like. Why not??? Hes cool and shi yk? And my friend has the AUDACITY to say "omg do u simp for amethio u have him as ur pfp" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU KATIE UR THE SIMP NOT ME!!!!!!! I put him there cos THATS LITERALLY ME!!!!! I LIKE HIM COS I KIN HIM LIKE A CRAZY AMOUNT

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Amethio mentioned
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