-zacharius-

I'm either getting married in hot pink platform Crocs or camo green ones with diamonds
          
          What do you think about that laddie?

not to bring up old wounds but i saw a post about the mars rover and audibly gasped in anguish and pain so loud that people turned to look at me

boys are so cute wtf

how is it every time I get new boxers I ultimately feel the desire to do a photoshoot?
          
          is this just me or-
          ??

uh y'all im not dead but wish I was bc everything is going to shit

hi welcome to sad hours,, im your server, zach.

im screeching apparently she texted my mom n told her i was 'misusing my laptop' like since when did listening to music become a crime??

lmao i hate my sister
          
          she just yelled @ me for listening to youtube while working on english?? 
          
          like r u in charge now bc i dont ever recall that sis

hhh i miss alex

im CacKLing lmao i just finished that essay n i can promise she aint 3 pages but hey