How MAGCON tickets should be sold:

Ticket Man: Next, please!

MAGCULT Member: 4 tickets, please.

Ticket Man: How many siblings does Nash have?

MAGCULT Member: 3

Ticket Man: Okay, 4 tickets for you!

Ticket Man: How may I help you? 

MAGCULT Member: 2 VIP tickets

Ticket Man: Exactly how many times have you watched Cameron's grind on me vine?

MAGCULT Member: 342 times

Ticket Man: Here's your tickets. 

Ticket man: Hello, can I help you?

Newborn: 2 tickets, please 

Ticket Man: Name all 9 members

Newborn: Nash and Cameron . . ?

Ticket Man: No tickets for you!