My material is sometimes considered humorous and a little twisted but hopefully there is an intellectual or even spiritual flip side to whatever it is I am doing.

As I'm sitting here writing this with an ugly dog at my feet, that's more nervous and narcotic than Woody Allen, I ponder - why the hell should anyone use Wattpad? The genre I seem to read is Humour mixed with some meaningful youthful observations.

Usually I charge a yearly membership fee for readers or followers, such as with my Facebook friends there is a yearly fee of $200, in-which they all receive a news letter about the normal things of my life - $300 if you really wanna know the good stuff - I also throw in, as a bonus via email - my autograph signed by very own personal assistant.

These fee's aren't for my personal use , the money is used to settle all my lawsuits caused by my use of free speech - for I'm ignorant to the boundaries created in the literary and entertainment world.