Does the desert make me look fat? I feel like it does
-words said by Tyler Joseph
I'm just a human being enjoying an app.
I love to read fanfiction it's not weird... TWENTY ONE PILOTSSSS, Melanie Martinez, Panic! At the Disco, Halsey, Lorde, MCR, and 5SOS are my shiiittttt. I like doing some type of makeup. And I guess I'm emo... at least that's what other people say (even though Ion give a fuucckk). I have two evil, yet lovable, poop givers. One Ozzy and the other is a old brown with white hair wiener dog named Koko I love them both. My favorite colors are purple, dark blue, black, and grey. I think I'm crazy...just thought you should know that.
Live simply so others can simply live.
-Matt Espinosa
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< ) ) peace out ( (>
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Cheer the fuck up, you beautiful loser.
- Your butthole.. wow, it's vast in here.
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Story by Zoeyyy
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"Bad Liar"
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Bad liar, with an expansion on what people are actually thinking
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