Friend: Hey what'd you do for Thanksgiving?
Me: Not much, I had some turkey.
Friend: Really? Was it gooood?
Me: Well, it was a turkey pot pie, so yeah, pretty good.
Here I am lamenting my Thanksgiving while you guys go out and live your normal lives. To those of you who are in the same situation as I . . . well, sorry, man. I wish you an enjoyable day, even if you do not celebrate Thanksgiving. You still deserve it.