(IMAGE)
A man is seen standing in his living room,
talking quietly on the phone, when his wife
comes downstairs in her bathrobe and
overhears him.
(Speaker: Man in living room)
Yeah, I'm married. Does it matter?
You'd do that for me? Really?
Yeah, I'd like that.
(Image)
Wife turns on a lamp and stands
With hands on hips.
(Speaker: Wife)
Who are you talking to?
(Speaker: Man in living room)
It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds
like a really good deal.
(Image)
Wife takes phone from her husband
and speaks into it.
(Speaker: Wife)
Jake from State Farm at 3:00 in the morning?
Who is this?
(Speaker: Man in living room)
It's Jake from State Farm.
(Announcer: Wife)
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
(IMAGE)
Jake from State Farm is seen in an office,
speaking on the phone.
(Speaker: Jake)
Khakis.
(Image)
Wife talking to husband, looking incredulous.
(Speaker: Wife)
She sounds hideous.
(Image)
Man looks at wife confused.
(Speaker: Man in living room)
Well, she's a guy, so-
(Music plays)
(Speaker: Male announcer)
Another reason more people stay with
State Farm. Get to a better state.
(Text on screen)
Savings. Even at 3 am.
Get to a better State
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