If I'm not feeling weird or super strange, my life would be in utter disarray, 'cause freaking out is my okay.

Yeah, that was super pimp
My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp
No time to wallow
No, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead
Accept that you're one of those guys
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
I don't wanna be a baller
Just want some skills to count on
If my nuts were any smaller
They would be totally gone
If I continue at thIs rate
The only thing I'll ever date
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
I just wanna survive