Be a girl with mind, a bitch with attitude and a lady with class.
~I have no idea who quote this.

HELLO fellow earthlings! :)

I want to be a unicorn so fuckin' bad...

So im that awesome chick zuzu yeah that's me;) My favourite color is black... And pink and purple and red and blue and .... Scratch that I love all the colors. I love chocolate milk and subway cookies I like the show big bang theory and glee. My fav song 'you make me feel' by cobra starship and 'I knew you were trouble' by taylor swift. I like to read and sometimes I just get ideas in my head and then think why not write them?
I live in Australia, no I don't like to ride on kangaroos backs in my free time.

Age: Guess. I dare you to post how old you think I am on my message board.

Things I'm good at:
-sleeping
-eating
-fucking things up
-forgetting things

I love to dance I dance all the time (if you count jumping up and down dancing well then yeah) sing, cook, run, EAT SUGAR ( not actual sugar, u know what I mean)
-people say I'm a nerd but I think I pretty stupid maybe I'm a dumb nerd?

I laugh. A lot.

I know this is the part where I say I love one direction.. Buttt...I don't. I don't hate but don't worship them either.

REMEMBER
When someone annoys you, it takes 42
Muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscle to lift
Your arm up and punch that motherfucka!

Plz fan @CarolineE13 she's amazingly amazing:)fan her u won't regret it.:) ps. She so hilarious Im sure you'll jizz your pants lol.

Have a story for me to read? Post it on my message board.
Follow my Instagram _zarzze17

Alright Bye peeps keep on rocking, don't forget to fan:)
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zuzu99 zuzu99 Jan 07, 2014 05:08AM
Hi everyone, I've updated my story . Hope u can check it out. :)
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