CallMeMisterPig

@Sarahs-World ciao Chief, wassup?

Hello again, it’s been a minute. How have you been?

Unpleasant post, y'all :(
          Remember I said the next chapter probably won't come until the end of the month? Well... It's gonna be longer than that. In short, I have no time. The detailed version below.
          
          Basically, there 2 reasons, although there're interconnected. The first one is me (who could've guessed lol). Remember when I mentioned the real life responsibilities I'd been neglecting for a while? Welp, they HAVE caught up and are now biting my ass. Nothing extraordinary or unexpected, but it's no Hakuna Matata  anymore for sure. Here's the problem number 1: m brain works in a way that I'm either 100 % in, or I'm out, no in-between really. When I get to writing, I concentrate the shit out of myself. So even if I only spend 2-3 days on a chapter and post it, my head will be occupied with the story for the next week at least. Right now I need my focus elsewhere. 
          
          The reason number two is the story itself. Updating once-twice a month has worked so far, but it might no longer be the case. The next chapter will be, uh... No spoilers, it's just not one I can just post and disappear for a month. I want to use the momentum it will (should) create in terms of the story line. I'd prefer the next 5-6 chapters to be posted within a shorter period of time, otherwise they just won't be felt the way I intend them to by you current readers. I truly believe that making major breaks between these few parts will ruin their potential. 
          
          So, when can you expect the next chapter? I'll give you the worst potential scenario: in June. Definitely not until the end of April, May is also kinda unlikely. That's a bummer, I know. Writing is fun. I *might* continue the story in the meantime without publishing anything. I guess that's a compromise I can afford to make with my life rn. No promises though. 
          
          Hopefully this break will inspire you to write your own book (hey Sarah xD) just like the long-chapters dude triggered me ;)

101 engaged readers, y'all!
          That's funny 'cause I only got 24 followers, and there're maybe 5-10 more other users who have added the book to their reading list or liked/commented. I basically have no idea who two thirds of my audience are, lol. So sneaky ;)
          Also, according to stats, over 80 % of you are 18+... Are y'all lying? xD

@Sarahs-World @shaylamargret if we're gonna continue this, let's do it here. I don't wanna scroll down to that old post every freaking time lol

Chapter 37 should be out within 24 hours (my brain can't handle 2 late-night editing sessions in a row lol). In the meantime, go give some love to the previous parts before you move on and forget ;)

Hello my dear readers,
          
          I know you're here for a TLG story, but... As a dude I feel morally obligated to inform my XY synonyms that there was a girl fight in the comment section under Chapter 34. It's much better if you have been following the horrors for some time, but this one is so fire you don't really need any context to enjoy it. Low-key one of the best 2 hours I've ever spent on the Internet. So make sure you check it out ;)
          
          P.S. Chapter 35 coming in a few hours

Donkey and @Sarahs-World i want you guys to welcome the newest member I've invited to join our shenanigans as a side character like King. He is my bff so without further ado i introduce you guys @Clament_7

Chapters 33&34 coming in a few hours! Originally, they were supposed to be one, but I don't think that really makes sense anymore. If anything, the former could've been combined with the previous one (although that would've made Chapter 32 unnecessarily long, and some of you are already complaining that a 20-minute-long chapter is too much xD). Besides, doing more updates can't hurt wattpad rankings, aye? ;)

Chapter 32 coming in a couple of hours O_O
          Stay tuned!