Sometimes I see myself and think 'what the hell did my mom and dad make.'

Hello fellow weirdos and welcome to my account! I'm, uh, kinda a weirdo, but that's a good thing. I loves foods, cats, dogs, basically anything as long as it's not deadly. But I like snakes. Love snakes. 

Anywaaaaayyy, if you read my stories you won't be disappointed. I take requests and shit, and I usually write gay stories unless I actually have a good idea. I guess that's it. Yep, that's it. No inspirational quote here. Look away now.