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*Playing Minecraft on my computer*
*Peacefully terraforming for a big ass two-story house, cooking food, and creating iron equipment*
*Night time comes*
*Shrugs, because I can use the XP*
*Mostly zombies, so the fighting wasn't bad*
*Sees baby zombie but forgets I don't have a shield just yet*
*fights anyway, gets one hit before a WTF moment happens*
Baby zombie: *gets on a sheep* Hey, bitch, I can ride sheeps now. I'm coming for yo ass.
Me: AAAAAHHHHH, ALL THE ANIMALS ARE TURNING ON US! FUCK, FUCK, KILL THE SONOFABTICH, KILL IT! AAAHH!