When I was like 12 years old, I discovered that wine was made with fermented grape juice. So I snuck into the kitchen and got a bottle of Welch's grape juice, and thought "wouldn't it be so " adult" if I had a bottle of wine in my closet?" And I checked on it every day to see if it had turned into wine yet and then eventually just forgot about it. And then like, a year later, I rediscovered it and thought "OH MY GOD THERE'S A BOTTLE OF WINE IN MY CLOSET!" And I thought "now is the moment!" So I opened it up and it smelled disgusting. And I was like "are you really to be in adult or not??" So I put the bottle to my lips and this- Like- Disc- Of- Mold slid into my mouth. And I thought "I guess I'm not ready to be an adult!" /ref
I love that guy dude lmao. Anyway I'm sick rn so like