Technoblade adopts a small orphan child

Bonkers

Pog champ, gonna try and upload every other day (other than Christmas :)) I doubt I can, but it's be worth a try-

-Bad's POV-

Me and Techno follow the map, walking about for a while, and finally find our Gucci store, which was very fancy, but the only problem was, we both twisted around the corner, very fast, and...

-BONK!-

I saw a mess of 2 boys, who went straight into one another. Dream and Techno were nearly the same height, and they both bounced back away from eachother quick.
"Holy crap I'm- Dream?" Techno tries to apologise, but cuts off, after seeing Dream sitting on the ground.
"Ack- Hey Techno."
"Shit, you okay?" Techno says worriedly, grabbing his hand and pulling him up.
"Yea yea, Tommy has new slides."
"YEAH!!! THEY ARE VEry ugly... aheh." Tommy chuckles, lifting the bag, with the very expensive sandles.
"Why would you buy that? They're kinda- weird." I peer into the bag, to the green and red slides. They weren't even Christmas green and red, they were weird dark colors that didn't match at all...
"CONTENT!" He yells smiling with the bag. He takes out his phone and puts the bag up to his face and makes a pog face. *SNAP*, and a small notification popped on all of our phones except Tommy's. "The fuck?!"
"Language!" I yell, "I always have notifications for all my friends!"
"Yeah..." Techno murmurs, looking at his phone.
"What if, like, we went live at my house on twitch? Facecam and everything?" Dream suggests, walking around near the exit.
"You have a facecam?" Techno chuckles, looking at Dream. "Ya know, it's always better seeing people in person than in pics..."
"Well I don't- whajasay?" Dream cutsoff, looking at Techno.
"Nothin'. Go on..." Tommy wheezes after Techno mutters a compliment.
"Well- No I don't have one right now, buuuut, we could use a phone."
"Oooh, I could use mine, I know how to do that, I've been using my phone to set up a Rat-Cam!" I yelp, taking out my phone.
"Let's go home then, and do it!" Dream yells excitedly.
"Yea, but what about your face Dream?" Techno says, following Dream.
"Oh- Hmmm... Ooh, I know, paper. I got some."
"Whaddaya mean? Wait- Oohh, like in fanart. Uhuh..." Techno takes a minute to realize, then nods in agreement.
The squad leaves the mall, hops into the car, and heads back to Dream's place.
"Soooo... wanna start stream now?" Tommy suggests, looking around Dream's place.
I pull out my phone, "Sure, let's go ahead... Where do you even record Dream?" Bad questions.
"Oh- in my room, it's over here!" Dream guides them through a hallway next to the kitchen, into a room with green LEDs, a sloppily made bed and a triple monitor setup. It also had a cardboard cutout of the dream mascot, some posters, and a TV with some consoles.
"Wow, nice place, Dream! I mean- apart form the bed, your room is very cool!" I compliment, looking around. "I don't have LEDs right now, but I think I might get some soon." Dream walks over to his computer and turns it on, the bright screen flashing on, with his window account, "Clay".
"They're pretty nice, I can change the colors on my phone aswell!" Dream grabs his phone, and taps around a few times, and lights go red.
"Oooh! Cool!" I coo, looking at the lights. I open open streamlabs on my phone, and set it next to the computer. "Do you have a iPhone charger USB?"
"Yea, here." Dream hands me a usb with and and plug it into his computer. "Wait- here, log into your Dream account on Twitch."
Dream takes the phone, and types into it, but then looks annoyed. "2 factor..." He opens his email and types more into the phone, then hands the phone back to me. I go about setting up the camera, and set it on top of the main monitor. While I was doing that,  Dream had gotten a mask, that was a print of the Dream mascot, without the body. "I think I have some tape somewhere..." He goes through his desk drawers, and pulls out a thing of transparent scotch tape. He gets some scissors, and cuts holes where the eyes were, then taped the mask to his face. "I hope this stays up for the stream."
"Scotch tape is kinda weak, I think that there is something else we could do- anyone got string or yarn?" I told Dream, watching the mask slide immediately.
"Uhh- I think I might have yarn from my mom's house somewhere..." Dream walks out of his room, and I hear some rustling in a room next to his own. He walks back in with a roll of pink and blue tie-dye yarn. I snort, "Give me it, I think if I made some holes on the side...!"

-Tommy POV-

Me and Techno awkwardly stand around in Dream's room, while Bad and Dream talk back and forth.
"Umm... wanna just-?" I look over at Techno, who looked very awkward as well.
"Yea, I'm just gonna- Be in the living room if you guys need me." Techno says to the 2, setting up the camera.
"Ok- 2 factor..." Dream mutters, looking at Bad's phone. Techno walks out, and I follow quietly.
"Holy shit- that was- uhh." I laugh, sitting on the couch.
Techno also chuckles, "Ehh, yea. nice place though."
"Mhm... You think that mask Dream is making will fall off?"
"I dunno... maybe if it's crap. I wonder what it'll be made out of anyways."
"Well, he said paper. And I mean... what would you even use to attach it to your head? Tape?"
"No, the strechy stuff... I dunno what it's called, but it's like velcro."
"Yea, I know the stuff. But like, still, wouldn't it just slip off the top of your nose?"
"Yea, I guess- Paper isn't that slick thought it doesn't just... slip off your face."
Me and Techno continued to talk for what felt like an hour, until Bad came around the door frame.
"It's time!" Bad yells to us, so we both get up, and go inside the room.
"Hey guys." Dream says, the mask, looked nearly crammed into his face. It had yarn tied into it, forcing it onto his face, and a stupid smile.
"Soo, we gonna start?" I pipe up, looking at the screen, Streamlabs open on the screen.
"Yea, everyone ready?"
"Eeyup."
"Yea."
"Mhm!"
"Ok, 3, 2, 1..."