Mario's Pov
My feet were practically soaked at this point, as I walked through the glistening damp streets of Guachupitusberry, Santo Domingo. I really didn't want to go home. Mom and dad were fighting again. That bastard dad of mine came home late for the 3rd time this week, I was completely sure he was cheating. My family from my mom's side would call him cuero del diablo, and I personally agreed with them. I don't even know why my mom is still with that guy except for the money and country club on Sundays. I turned around a corner, not knowing where I was even going. I kept my silent stroll for a while until I saw something--or someone that caught my eye. She had flowing, light-brown, curly hair, with tan skin, and big brown eyes. She seemed familiar...AND WTF IS THAT A TAIL.
Oh shit. It's this bitch again. The person--or does she even count as a person? Well anyway, the person I despise with all of my being and her squad: Xin Yi, Isabella, and Manuel. Respectively, their aliases would be Extension Godzilla, Yellow Coochie, and Turtle Fetish Homophobe. Who gave them those perfectly fitting names? I did—and well fuck she's getting closer.
Alberta's POV
The weather was never nice in Guachupitusberry, Santo Domingo. It was insanely hot, and it didn't help that the Chinese Godzilla with Extensions and Donald Trump Clorox Fire Hands were fighting. How did it get there, you ask? Well it won't make sense if I tell you, but we all know that's happening already--not. I was taking my typical morning stroll with my cockroach onesie and my mom's chancletas on. The air smelled like trash and dog shit, ahhh perfect. As I was taking in the awful smell of the city until i noticed something in the distance. What was that? THAT was a guy. He had long brown hair, tan skin, and blue butterfly wings sprouting off his back. DAYUUUMMM THATS SMEXY. Then he turned around, and fixed his eyes on mine--and then on my tail. Oh yes i forgot to mention that, i have huge-ass monkey tail sticking out my back.
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Butterflies in Mc'Donalds
General FictionThe world is shit. And their town wasn't exactly any different. You see, there was a big variety of specimens ranging from homophobic turtle lovers to Asian dinosaurs with extensions. Fruity Yeezus was just the tip of the iceberg, No one would be s...
