He was naive and dumb, and thought the reason why his father kicked him out was because of his new timbs he had bought, his prized possession and not because he was accidentally embezzeling the companies money to his buy timb cleaning supplies and waka flocka merch. He felt too attached to part with them, to solve his dilemma, he went out seeking passed out drunkards in an alleyway next to a local nightclub. Riddled with dangerously intoxicated patrons of the club, only one caught his eye. A 6'5 Nordic God who was luckily passed out with some fresh, seemingly new, shoes, Mens Size 7 Black Nike Air Force, not his taste but he was willing to try them out if it meant no longer being under the control of his timbs he bought from Craigslist. Though his feet were not as big and manly as his father, that didn't stop him from continuing his search for a trap house.
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Stavaens Bizzare Adventures
RandomDISCLAIMER: This is not a rip off of Jojos Bizzare Adventures Stavaen lives in Orlando Flawda with his family who owns a car insurance company. Once he bought a pair of Timbs off of Craigslist, he might as well have dug his own grave, as the Timbs...
