Stuff they say

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This is the egos as stupid shit that my family, friends, and I have said

Jackie- "I hear them! Santa is on our balcony I hear the jingle bells I'm not lying"

Marvin- "Grab my man by his love handles and, wait- F*** Him in his big pink a**hole?! W h a t- I got to go with this one-"

Henrik- "I swear if there's any blood on these steaks I will call down the rath of God."

Chase- "Life's a bitch, then you marry one"

Jameson- Vigorous Jazz Hands

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