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goat... in the dorm?: 1

"future heroes✨"

you:
emergency

iceicebaby:
L/N, send your location.
i'll be there as soon as
possible.

bonelesschickenwings:
are you okay??

carsthatgoboom:
YOU have an emergency
and WE don't have to
help you at all dumbass

you:
that shit hurted baku

could've been dying 👺

babyshark:
not manly bakubro

are you good L/N?

you:
yup! sorry i'm good for
the most part

thank you guys for caring
♥️♥️

babyshark:
♥️♥️

iceicebaby:
i'm glad, L/N.

carsthatgoboom :
the cheap gardener
probably just spilled her
fucking juice. what a waste
of time

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iceicebaby:
he was not being
helpful.

pinkpanther:
PERIODT

sorry. love him but he
had to go 🥱 but spill
N/N

you:
oh yeahhh aHaHa

sourgrapes:
i can help you with
anything L/N but i
want something back
in return if yk what
i mean 😏😏

you:
i-

balloon??:
EW 💀

pinkpanther:
dis cos TANG 👺

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pikapikabitch:
👁👄👁

he didn't have to go

balloon??:
you're next :)🔪

continue L/N 🥺

you:
n e WAYS✨

i kinda sorta maybe got
a goat

vroomvroom:
L/N!! you know most pets
are not permitted in the
dorms!! i cannot allow this.

you:
please iida 🥺🥺 it needed
a home! and when it looked
at me i knew i could be that
home and just - LOOK AT IT

i even bought it sweaters and
every other goat necessity. i
promise i'll make it up to you
in cuddles?

vroomvroom:
...

i never saw a thing.
(my door will be open
at 7 PM tonight).

you:
wink wonk

pikapikabitch:

but why do you need
help?? like- you bought
a goat and have
everything you need

✨queen✨:
i don't believe L/N
knows how to take
care of a goat, kaminari.

yes, she has the stuff
but do you know how
and when to use it, L/N?

you:
no 🥺

auxcord:
i'll help you take care
of it since i'm next door

snowwhitewho?:
i'll help you figure it
out all this week L/N!

bonelesschickenwings:
i want to say hi to the
goat 🥺

you:
i don't even know
how to get it in -

but thanks guys 🥰

pinkpanther:
sis i-

✨queen✨:
i'll help too, L/N.
i'm sure we can
figure something out
and i'll pay for any
other things you might
need. :)

you:
thank you zuzu
you don't have to 😭

iceicebaby:
kaminari can distract
aizawa sensei while we
sneak it and it's
equipment inside.

pikapikabitch:
not cool 🙄

guess i'll do it for the
L/N and the goat 😭

you:
you guys are so nice

and kami can help me
name it for his sacrifice

pikapikabitch:
nvm it's worth it

on my way 😔✊

you:
YES THANK YOU
GUYS

carsthatgoboom:
WHY ARE HALF AND
HALF AND HAY BALE
SKATING TO HER
DORM WITH A
FUCKING GOAT?!

DID DUNCE FACE BLOW
OUT THE ELECTRICITY
AGAIN?? HELLO??

ala:
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