Hello y'all! I have a few things to say.
1. I need something to call my readers. I will let you guys choose because I'm really ok with anything.
2. This book or oneshot (idk how long I'm making this) is just for fun. I came up with this shit while laying on my friend's bed talking and reading uncomfortable fanfic. Y'all wanted this, so I am just doing this because it's a silly idea and I love being silly lol.
3. Y'all said yes to the idea, so enjoy!
Hello, everybody! My name is Lin-Manuel Miranda and I am an Apple user. I've used Apple for a long time and have gotten my wife and best friend to switch from Android. My wife, Vanessa, just got me an iPhone 12 for Christmas two days ago. I was wanting to update from my 7 for a while, so I was extremely grateful. My best friend Jonathan and his boyfriend Corey were spending Christmas with us Mirandas this year, despite Covid. We had all exchanged gifts and Seb and Franco were playing with their toys in the living room while the adults were in the kitchen. I had forgotten about the phone until the next day. I needed to take it to a store to transfer everything to my new phone. I was going to do that today, December 27.
I told Vanessa I was leaving and took both phones and walked to a store we went to for crap like this. I took it in and they added the phone to our plan and transferred everything from my 7. I thanked them and got out of there. I went back home and sat by the island to look at V while she made lunch. She looked back at me.
"Lin you forgot to take off your mask again." she said. I did that so frequently that it was honestly sad. I took it off and hung it by my coat. I went back to finish setting up my phone. I chose the language and put it on dark mode. It gave me the option to activate Siri. I had never activated her, so I thought I would, to see what it was about. I finished setting up my phone and inspected all the apps and how the entire thing worked. It didn't have a home button and had all these new things that my 7 never had. It had 3 cameras, but way better quality. I couldn't name everything (A/N: because the author of this story is lazy). I finished my day and didn't use Siri until the next day.
*Time Skip to next day by Siri being your FBI Agent that's watching you through your cameras*
I woke up and made my coffee. I sent out a good morning tweet and was scrolling through my feed. It was hilarious, every once in a while, I would come across a post I was tagged in about Grofflin. Back in Hamilton, we did have something, but we grew past that (A/N: no). That was 4 years ago and he had a boyfriend, I had two kids now, but to be fair, I had a wife even then, but I have a wife. We are just really good friends, they know this, but let them think what they want. I needed to wake up Sebby soon to keep him on a schedule for school.
"Hey Siri." I said. I had set my phone down so I could do the dishes from last night.
"What can I help you with?" she asked back. My heart fluttered a little bit, Siri had such a beautiful voice.
"Set an alarm for 7:55am, please." I told her to do. She went quiet after that. I don't know why I couldn't stop thinking about her voice. It was elegant, yet robotic. Ok, this was an electronic I was talking about here. I had a real wife and thought no one could have a more beautiful voice than her. Siri's was a close second. The alarm went off a few minutes later. I shut it off and went to wake Seb. He woke and I gave him 5 minutes to get up. I went into my room to wake V. She was curled in the blanket, so I did the one thing I did best; jumped on the bed while violently shaking her awake.
"V WAKE UP WAKE UP! IT'S A DAY!" I said, practically screeching.
"Oh my Lord, Lin! Calm down!" she said laughing and getting up. I got off the bed and went to the kitchen. Seb was already there, on the counter getting the cereal and a bowl. I said I would go out. I just went to the park and kept saying "hey Siri" just to hear her respond. Each time it made my heart flutter. She had a gorgeous voice.
