𝟑: 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰

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Imagine this song playing in the background with the Mid90s boys getting out of a car w/ some slow mo action when they step out lmaooo BADASS!!!

'Clique' by Kanye West definitely describes the group's energy and how no one is fresher and doing things like them.

And sure as hell nobody fuckin wit this clique.

"All right, I got one." Fuckshit laughed, "I don't understand this shit. Why do they say Mexicans are lazy and shit?"

Ruben looked around in offense. "Why the fuck are you looking at me? Do people say that shit?" Ruben questioned.

Fuckshit leaned back on the couch. "I heard this shit. It don't make sense to me," Fuckshit said while gesturing to himself. "Every time I see a Mexican, them niggas fucking building buildings and shit!"

Ruben chuckled. "That's fucked up yo."

Fuckshit leaned to the arm of the couch looking at Ruben. "I said, 'people say it' not 'i say it' the whole point of this game is so you don't get offended," Fuckshit explained.

The group chuckled and Ray leaned closer to Fourthgrade who was next to him. "I do have a question for Fourthgrade though. Why are white people just in love with they pets? Like, why do they care so much...I don't get it," Ray pointed out.

"Forreal! Forreal!" Fuckshit agreed, smacking his hands into his fists in agreement.

Ray continued his rant. "See I was at this white girl house right? And she goes 'oh my god, Eric didn't eat his kibble today, like I don't know I think we need to take him to the doctor," Ray imitated trying to sound like the girl. "So I asked, why is your mom feeding your little brother kibble? Like, of course, he's probably gonna get sick." he said "She gon go around and tell me, 'Eric is a dog silly!'"

Everyone chuckled at Ray's dramatic gesture and Ruben laughed saying: "Dogs don't have feelings you dumb bitch!" The whole group laughed even more until Fourthgrade admitted that he doesn't even have a dog and that he actually has a gecko.

Everyone burst out laughing for the 100th time.

"Did this nigga just say he had a gecko?"

"You gotta gecko?"

"Ion know one nigga in the world with a fucking gecko."

"All right I have one," Fourthgrade announced. "Can black people...." Ray glanced at Fourthgrade. "Oh be careful," Ray warned.

Fourthgrade smiled and nodded his head. "Okay, well...Is it cool to be black?" he asked.

Fuckshit sat up in disbelief. "What the fuck? nigga that where I get all my looks from, nigga."

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