Louis: Harry
Louis: Harry!
Louis: I have a joke.
Louis: What is it called when the hot guy walks in, eats all the chicken, and has a boner?
Harry: sorry. Just woke up. And WHAT???
Louis: haha just answer.
Harry: a good fuck?
Louis: nope.
Harry: a player?
Louis: he ate chicken. Chicks?
Harry: was that a clue?
Louis: yes.
Harry: gay?
Louis: yeah. Cuz he eats the chicken meaning he fucks them. But he has a boner still because he sees another guy and the girls don't help him.
Harry: that was a horrid joke.
Louis: did you laugh, tho?
Harry: yes. At your stupid logic.
Louis: I'm hurt.
Harry: aww sorry.
Louis: it is fine. So wazzup.
Harry: the ceiling.
Louis: you're no fun.
Harry: I just woke up. What do you expect?
Louis: Idk. It's Friday. Shouldn't you be going to school?
Harry: I will. Gonna go eat.
Louis: what you gonna eat? Chicken?
Harry: no. Cereal and a banana.
Louis: but aren't you gay?
Harry: never said that.
Louis: but that one time you said something so I assumed.
Harry: true.
Harry: i did say something
Louis: are you saying that it is true you are gay?
Louis: I'm so damn confused!!!!
Harry: i gtg sorry.
Louis: but you never gave me a full answer! *Insert pouty face*
Harry: bye
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The Geek - Larry [BoyxBoy]
FanfictionIn which Harry is a geek and Louis is his geek friend. Harry texted the wrong number and got a new geek buddy.