Charlie: He's numb from the pain of this year and really doesn't give a shit anymore. "2020 was wild...what's next! Come on, do your worst."
Jesse: "God must've thought it was funny to put a whole decade of trauma in one year, nice."
Guy: "The only positive from this year and that is that I'm still alive, nothing else, just alive."
Connie: Pretty much pissed how she downgraded herself in lockdown "I had months to improve EVERYTHING and I ended up wasting it by watching too many movies and eating doughnuts"
Julie: Trying to ignore the pain by focusing on the good: her looks (a/n: if this ain't even me) "We went through shit and I came out looking better than before like damn, who cares about having a shitty year when you look this good."
Fulton: "I hate it here so much."
Dean: Hated the year so much with a fiery passion from the bottom of his gut "Fuck 2020, me and my homies hate 2020"
Averman: Tries making stuff fun again "Right I've got my bingo card ready and I've put zombie apocalypse down, asteroid impact aaand Donald Trump getting beat up- I want to look forward to something, can't blame a guy."
Goldberg: With everyone getting exposed, nobody could be trusted "Ignorance is fucking bliss, take me back to 2019, please."
Adam: On the verge of a breakdown for different things "WE SHOULD ALL STAY AT HOME BECAUSE AT THIS RATE WE'RE NEVER GONNA PLAY HOCKEY AGAIN, HAPPY NEW YEAR!."
Ken: 2020 broke him and turned to pessimism "it hurts so much to be on a planet filled with morons. To something even remotely better than 2020, cheers."
Luis: is attempting optimism for the next year."Well there's always next year, right? Right? You tell me the Earth is gone by 2021, I'm 'bout to throw some hands."
Russ: Cannot process how fast the year went "Hold up, hold up, it feels like time slowed down then sped up. The switch up was real, I don't even understand."
Dwayne: "Um count your blessings I doubt 2021 is gonna be better."
a/n: um so this year was a no stars out of 10 for me. At least this terrible year is finally over. I want to say we made it but I'm still mentally in a meadow running away from all my responsibilities yikes-. Anyhoo, Happy New Years, duckies!
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