Awkward Moments

We're the Worst 02.01.2015

Hi guys. So, vhat is up?

Okay, so it's a new year and I haven't written in over a month. 

But no one's crying YET so I can put off for a while.

But I do have something to tell you and it starts with a little story: [curtains open]

"It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder and lightning were heard from miles and miles away. The Earth was shaking so much that the little creatures that hide themselves in Earth's dust got swept away into the cracks forming on the ground. Suddenly, a small delicate ray of sunshine filled the sky and the sweet songs of mockingbirds rang in everybody's ears and suddenly, it was BORN."

How's that for a dramatic entrance? Huh? HUH?

I swear, I'm such an idiot. That story was not relevant to my awkward moment to share today.

I'm just gonna cut to th point. 

I'm quite flowery aren't I? Sorry, off topic. I just don't know how to begin what I want to say. So here it goes: 

I actually wanted to thank someone today. And I'm not going to say their name aloud for the sake of privacy but I wanted to make a public announcement. (By the way, there's a song called "Thank you" by MKTO that explains hw screwed up this world is.)

I want to say thank you. 

Thank you for daring me to mix the doritos and the lays and my chocolate chip cookies together and eat them (which I of course did because of the idiot I am).

Thank you for pulling up a chair for me at your table when there was only room for four and I was the fifth. 

Thank you for giving me a reed when I was new at playing the clarinet (by the way, I sort of broke it a second later while I was putting it on my clarinet).

Thank you for telling Ms. Ryan and Ms. Acevedo when I got into TEAK even before I had a chance to.

Thank you for laughing at me every chance you got and for makig me laugh along.

Thank you fo taking you time to help me run around giving campain speeches and giving flyers.

Thank you for promising me that when we go ice skating, we'll both fall together when we enter the rink.

Thank you for getting upset every time I leave you because that's how I know you care. 

Thank you for always seeing what was fair and unfair and for knowing things wihtout me telling you.

Thank you for always supporting me, even if we weren't on the same side.

Thank you for always recognizing the truth (because for a second I was like, "Am I the only one who sees this?")

Thank you for giving me your trust, so delicate and needs so much care.

Thank you for letting me trust you and never at any moment making me regret this decision. 

Thank you for getting into fights with me but always assuring me that our friendship will never break.

Thank you for teaching me to stand up for myself.

Thank you for always looking at me annoyingly (is that even a word? oh well) when I luagh at the completely inappropriate moments. 

Thank you for calling me you caged bird.

Thank you for adding the beat to my melody (both literally and figuatively).

Thank you for being the only one who I can say "We're the worst" without regretting it. 

Thank you for giving meaning to the word "Bhaaji."

Thank you for being the meaning of the word. 

Thank you from the beginning since we met because I don't regret a thing:

Thank you for the dare.