the erotic adventures of (y/n) and kurapika - kurapika x reader

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(y/n) strutted into the elevator, sexc elevator music plays in the background as she flips her rat nest hair causing rodents to fall out of it. Her guide looked scared as she farted causing an earthquake that broke the elevator.

she stepped out of the cracked elevator and burped causing a stinky stench to invade the room. Suddenly, a short man with fat tiddies stepped out into the light holding an orange soda can. "would you liKe a drink, ma'aM?" he had a voice crack like a pubescent teen. 

"Well, would you?" he waved it around a little bit. "No you ugly rat poopy-faced big titty man, I don't wan't you caca juice," she spit in his eyeball. "B-but you look thristy," he kept going, his scratchy voice invading her ears. (y/n) rolled her eyes before kicking the man into the sun, his yells becoming muffled.

Kurapika sat with his new "friends" as they talked about big tiddy goth girls. Kurapika rolled his eyes. He no like titties bc tiddies are ugly. He died mentally and pooped his pants.

Suddenly, an ugly girl with messy hair and rat poisoning coming out of her mouth walked past him. She had small mommy milkers and small hips. Her waist was wide and she looked like an ompalompa.

She walked past, not giving him a single glance. But the same thing couldn't be said about Kurapika. He was enhanced by her menacing displeasing hostile unattractive unlovely monstrous face. Suddenly, he got that urge to take a fat shet. He rushed to the bathroom, which was conveniently where the girl had headed. When he walked in, the smell of poopy filled the air.

Did someone take a caca? he thought as he stepped into the bathroom stall. Inside, the girl had her head stuck in the toilet bowl and fat turds were flooding all over the floor. Instead of acknowledging that her head that was once adorned in thick hair was now bald, he gasped at enlarged turds resting on the floor beneath them.

Her poopies were brown! Who's poppies are brown?! Kurapika had red poop matching his scarlet eyes ever since he was a tiny little caca. kurapika was taken out of his thoughts when he heard the girl scream. oh yeah her. he took so much admiring her poop that he forgot about of her existence in the universe.

he took her elastic skin that was stretching from her scalp and yanked her out of the toilet. she stood up and looked straight at his crotch and asked; "why are you bleeding?". "Oh, I'm on my lady days, anyways, do you have a tampon?" he asked his flushing with embarrassment. "No, but you can use one of my spare rats," she said as she stabbed her stomach, pulling out a white rat. She quickly healed, handing it to Kurapika.

"Arigato," he says as he shoves the rat up his cooch. "What's your name Ratty Patty," he asked, curious of what her birthgiver had named her. "You can call me Mamas, sweetcheeks," she smacked his chunky jugs.

"Arigato," he says again. "Why are you speaking Japanese?" she asks. "Because I'm a weeb, uwu," suddenly, Kurapika started dong Junko poses, chanting "iwa-chan! boke, Hinata, boke!" as he set an imaginary ball.

She pulls down his pants "BAAAAKKKKAAAA," she says, imitating mary. She walked out before realizing that only one strand of hair, that was sticking up, was the only thing that remained of her once ratty hair. "AHH MY HAIR!"

to be continued...