An All Boys Gleever One-shot

"Kurt!" Kurt huffs, and runs upstairs. "What Finn? I'm kinda busy." And he was. He had been getting changed, and now stood im the middle of the living room. Shirtless. With all the guys from glee staring at him. "AAHHH!" He runs back down to his room. "What the he*l?" Puck asks. "I guess he didn't know you guys were here." Finn states. "But why did he run to his room screaming?" Sam asks. "He doesn't want us to see him half dressed." Rory states. "By why?" Puck asks. "I mean, not to sound gay or anything, but he wasn't a sore sight." Everyone looks at Puck. "He was kinda hot." They all keep quiet. "Let me go get him." Artie says, but is cut off by a pajama clad Kurt walking into the room. He had on plaine black yoga pants, and his 'Likes boys' tee shirt. "Next time please inform me we have company before I walk upstairs naked. Thanks." He says to Finn. "Sorry Dued." "Don't call me Dued." "Right sorry." "So what did you want?" Finn thinks for a moment. "Sam, what did I want from him again?" "Uhh..." Artie rolls his eyes. "Puck had claimed that all the guys were here, and then Sam said that Kurt wasn't, and you told him he had a point, so you called Kurt up here so that you could say that all the guys were here." Kurt rolls his eyes. "Yes, very nice. Now can I please go back to my room while you guys stay up here and play mindless video games while getting fat from junk food?" Finn thinks. "Yes." "Thank you." He turns on his heel. The boys start their marathon of video games. They pause the game for food, and they hear laughing down stairs. "Has Kurt gone insane?" Rory asks. "Maybe all that hairspray has finally gotton to his head." Puck states, and everyone laughs. Even Mike, who usually didn't understand jokes about Kurt. They walk/rolled (Artie) to the door. They open it. Kurt is skyping some guys in blazors. "Jeff! Put your pants back on right now!" The guys all look at eachother. They slowly back away. "I don't wanna know. I really don't." Mike says. "Is he getting a skype strip tease or something?" Puck asks. Everyone looks at Sam. Well execpt for Rory, who doesn't know of Sam's past. "Why are you all looking at me? How am I sopost to know?" "Because you were a stripper, so you might know." "Well I don't." "Sam was a stripper?" Rory asks. "WHITE CHOCLATE!" All the boys but Sam and Rory yell. Sam turns red. "Wanna go see what Kurt is up to?" Rory asks. "Sure." The boys are to engrossed in a pillow fight to notice their absents. They open Kurt's door. "JEFF! Put a shirt on right now, or I, I, umm, I'm to tired to think of something, just please stop undressing." Rory and Sam look at eachother. They squint for a better view of the screen. On the screen was a blond boy, with a tie and boxers on, with nothing else. "Kurt, someone is in your room." Kurt turns around. "Oh hi guys." They walk up and sit down on the bed next to Kurt. "Hey Kurt, do you have any pe-" "Under the bed, just for you." "Thanks." "OH MY GOODNESS! HE IS IRISH!" Jeff yells. "Put some pant's on!" Kurt yells. Jeff laughs, pulling on a pair of basketball shorts. "Thank you." Rory reapears with a jar of peanut butter. Kurt reaches into the nightstand, and pulls out a bag of spoons. "Thanks." "AHHH! HIS VOICE!" Rory smiles, eating a spoon full of peanut butter. "Who are you?" Sam asks. "Hi I'm Jeff." He puts his hand out, then lowers it. "And you're on a camera and can't shake my hand. What's your name?" "Sam. And the Irish guy is Rory." "Can you talk again? Wait! Let me get David." He runs to the door. "Jeff!" He turns around. "Uniform." Jeff sighs. "I'm to lazy to put it on. I know! I'll call him!" He grabs his phone. "David! Guess what!" Pause. "There is an Irish guy named Rory on Skype!" Pause. He hangs up. "He's on his way." Suddenly Kurt's door opens. "Artie?" "Hey guys. They're getting boring. Can I chill down here for a while. "Of course. One second Jeff." Jeff watches Sam and Kurt get up and leave the frame, leaving peanut butter guy. "So you like peanut butter?" He asks. The boy nods frantically. Jeff watches as they come onto frame, halfway down the stairs carrying a wheelchair. "OH MY GOODNESS! DON'T DROP HIM!" The get to the bottom of the stairs. The come back over. They readjust the camera so that Artie can see from his chair. Meanwhile upstairs, the boys were geting tired of their pillow fight. "We are short a few dueds." Puck comments. Finn looks around. "Lets check Kurt's room. Maybe he stole them." Everyone goes down to the basement. They see Kurt, Artie, Sam, and Rory hudled around Kurt's laptop. Two Dueds are on the screen. "Your Accent is so cool! Say 'baby Bonnie bathed by the bay'." "Baby Bonnie bathed by the bay." Rory repeated. "COOL!" The guy's phone beeps. "Oh, I have to go. Wes is having an asian crisis." He leaves. The blond on the screen starts to take his pants off. "JEFF KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!" "But Kurt. It's so hot." "To bad." The guys walk up to them. "Kurt, there are people behind you." Kurt turns around. "Hello." Jeff says. "Kurt who is this guy and why is he trying to strip for my baby brother?" Finn asked. "He isn't stripping Finn. And he's Jeff. Jeff this is my brother Finn, Puck, and Mike." "Hello." Jeff says again. A chorus is hi's went around. They all sit on the bed, minus Artie who stayed in his chair. "You have alot of friends Kurt. Are you having guy's night?" "They are having guys night. They interupted my Kurt time.'' "Oh what, did you plan on jacking off on skype with this guy or something?" Puck asks. Kurt chokes on his spit. Puck smacks him back. "Watch it! I bruise easy. And no, I wasn't gonna jackoff with Jeff." Jeff is laughing so much it hurts. "I was gonna jack off for Kurt, not with him." Jeff states. All the guys look shocked. Kurt stares at Jeff, in a 'WTF' way. "Allons, voyons ce qu'ils disent. Il suffit de jouer long." (Come on, lets see what they say. Just play along.) Jeff says, hoping nobody there is fluent in French besides Kurt. "What did he say?" Demands Finn. "Nothing Finn." "No tell me. Did he say something dirty? Is he dirty talking you in French?" Kurt thinks. "Maybe." Finn turns red. Puck tries not to laugh. The other guys are to shocked to say anything."Licornes violet et le sexe cul (Purple unicorns and butt sex.)" Jeff says. Kurt tries not to laugh. "What is he saying!?" Finn exclaims. "Stop dirty talking my brother!" "Il s'agit de drôle. Combien de temps pensez-vous que nous pouvons continuer comme ça? (This is to funny. How long do you think we can keep this up?)" Kurt asks. Jeff smirks. "All. Night. Long." Everyone stares at Kurt. "What the he*l did you say to him?" Puck asks. Kurt ignores the question. He keeps asking questions that Jeff can give sugestive answers to. "Etes-vous sûr? Je pourrais m'endormir. (Are you sure? I might fall asleep.)" "Don't worry. I'll make sure you stay awake." Jeff winks. Everyone looks between Jeff and Kurt. "Speak in english!" Finn yells. "Et comment allez-vous faire cela? Que faire si j'ai le temps de s'ennuyer? Tout ce que je vais être en mesure de faire est de simplement s'asseoir dans son lit. (And how will you do that? What if I get bord? All I'll be able to do is sit in bed.)" "I have my ways. I'm great, especially when beds are.involved." Everyone turns red. "What are you talking about!? Stop talking dirty to my brother! I am right here!" Finn exclaims. "Then leave. I told you that you interupted my Kurt time." All the boys stand. Kurt starts removing his pants as they carry Artie up. Jeff also starts getting naked. Finn takes one last glance and sees Jeff removing his boxers, in nothing but a tie. He darts from the room, slaming the door. Jeff pulls his boxers uo, as Kurt does the same to his pants. They start laughing. "DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!" Jeff screams. "That. Was. To. Funny." Kurt manages inbetween laughs. "They will never look at me the way again." Kurt muses. Outside, the guys are freaking out. "Im putting my ear on the door." "Finn no!" Sam yells. "To late." He jogs down the hall and pushes up against the door. "We should do that again sometime." Kurt says. "Yeah. But next time, you should be in my bed with me." That's all Finn hears before he darts down the hall, most definatly scarred for life.

~I'm not sure if I like this one or not. Your feedback is always welcome :)~