The rise of the Pervy Cockoroach Boy

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Once again, Midoriya Izuku, a slim, short, messy haired young man was launched against a concrete wall on the streets of Mustafu. Courtesy of a quirk of a cute female elemental quirk user who felt invaded over Izuku's rushed invitation.

"Y-You pervert!" The girl began speaking. "You perverted scumbag! I heard about you! You are a quirkless scumbag who tries to harass every girl you see!"

As you see, in a world where 80% of the population has an individual superpower, the other 20% are labeled as quirkless. Midoriya is part of those unlucky 20%, but there is also something else about this unfortunate young man.

He is a lecherous teenager that can't control his hormones properly and try to grab the breasts of any woman he tries to hook up to. Or in other languages... he is a perverted. The classic anime trope, yes, the ones Tsunderes call... "E-Ecchi!"

"Hey! I don't harass any girl I see; I am a very selective person! And YOU happened to be in it!" Midoriya complained back with his forced body language and voice tone. The way he talked made he seem like he was some sort of comedian character played by Jim Carrey.

Too bad for Midoriya, one pro-hero was surveilling the area, one female pro-hero who knew about his existence way to well, her name was Midnight, the R-Rated hero, who visit the streets of Mustafu just to stop what our protagonist does.

"...And this list happened to be 80% of the cases of sexual harassment in Mustafu..." The mature woman stated.

"Nemuri-chan!" The young boy yelled happily and leaped towards the woman aiming to fix his face into her melons, but got a full Kung-Fu kick right into his face instead.

The young man was launched towards the same concrete wall again. He had been kicked by a trained superheroine and hit by an elemental quirk suitable for combat. This would have knocked out any lesser man... well... Midoriya was WAY less than a lesser man... or a common man... but if there is one surreal trait about him...

...Is that the amount of physical punishment he took in his life made him nearly immortal. Quirkless or not, Humans still adapt, Midoriya adapted to pain, no matter how many times he was knocked by a pro hero or any girl out there, he always got up like nothing happened.

He was a human cockroach. He would always sneak on his food even after being smashed by the human hands.

...Or in that one case Mt. Lady launched a steam-roller at him for groping her boobs and ass, he made it back with only 2 broken ribs and a misplaced shoulder. For those curious, a steam roller weights 20 tons. And he took that like it was nothing!

So why would such weak attacks like these make a difference anyway?! Midoriya had already risen from the ground and stood in his usual stance.

"Hm... let's see... On September 28th 2015 I was able to smell Midnight's feet! I wonder what else can I do with her today!" Midoriya thought out loud on purpose while noting everything on his notebook he carried on him.

"The only thing you will be dealing with will be the file for the third sexual harassment in the week, Mr. Midoriya." The authority celebrity said as she immobilized him and held him arrested.

"You can't arrest me, I haven't even touched her!"

"You haven't touched her yet! You are a minor, but you should be aware of your crimes."

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